Sunday, April 27, 2008

If you know me

stole this from GirlTalk:

I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible.
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home.
I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous
I don't pull weeds in the garden because ... I wouldn't want to mess with God's design.
I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press."

1 comment:

The McGuire's said...

I love the one about not putting things away. It's so true for Bubba, as soon as I clean up, I spend the rest of the time telling him where everything is.